You're trying to get published? That's so amazing! I'd have to buy a bazillion books right on the spot. o_o

Haha! xD You're on your way to porn stardom. ;D Err...yeah. Sorry. I've had perverted thoughts on my mind since my friend sent me cropped head shots (ONLY the head, I swear!)of gay porn earlier today. They were all going: >_@
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Awwwkward.